Day 18 - Morning

She just glared and walked away. I mean i think she did. I mean, I was just waking up! She might have kicked me to...

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I went to bed somewhere around 11:30, woke up at 2:47, went back to bed around 3:30ish, woke up again at 4:97. Catch it? ;) woke up at 4:02 am and was out around 5ish. Then the alarm i forgot to turn off woke me up at 6, and turned off my phone and went back to bed. The Lexi was hovering over me.

[GO AHEAD AND RE-READ FIRST PART AGAIN, IF YOU SUFFER OF SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS]

I thought she tripped on me or something because I sleep on concrete covered in work out padding in the family/television room with my dog, Samba.

Samba is the name of a soccer shoe. Yeah, I'm that Mexican. We call him Sam for short, or anyth other nickname given to him, like the one my old next door neighbor gave him, Sammer Bananers. Or my best friend Marisa gave him, Sammer Baby (She was singing 'Santa Baby' and changed the words to 'Sammer Baby' <3). Then there's my mom who calls him 'Cow' or she Moo's at him. He responds to both :P Then I called Sam my Fat Baby, untilll he lost weight. Now he's my Ex Fat Baby, but I still call him my Fat Baby <3
Turns out that while I was sleeping with Sam, Lexi, my little sister, was actually waking me up. How did I figure this out? "SIERRA!! GETT UU~~UUPP!!!! >.<" from the mother. Then when I looked at the clock, it told me that Lexi was trying to wake me up when it mocked me with the time. Clocks are sassy jerks like that. Lovely, now I think that clocks have feelings... this is why i need sleep.... :P

I went upstairs to go and take a shower, and i turn it on, an my mo runs up stairs and says, "DON'T YOU GET IN THAT SHOWER!" and gave me the 'If you clean yourself, I'll kill you! You must stay dirty for the rest of your life!' look.

"Uh..." but before I could answer she said, "You need to watch your brother while I bring your sister to soccer." Then i realized that it was more of a 'You can;t get in shower! You;re brother might do something dangerous! Or worse, something stupid! Go watch him!' look.

I turned off the shower and went down stairs to go watch Zander and realized how horrible his chilhood is, and he  doesn't even know it!

I was watching 'Mickey Mouse Club House' with him and on a commercail came the worst thing ever.
"Come on Minnie! Let's MOUSEKERSIZE! XD" Mousekersize? Is that some kind of Illegal drug imported from Atlantis?! I think so, because it is tainting the minds of children!

No, it's excersize. When I was 6, the television didn't have to tell me to get off my lazy bum! I did it myself!
Not only that but he watches weird shows! Like 'Jake and the Neverland Pirates' and i just think to myself, 'RUGRATS?! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU?!" D.E.P.R.I.V.E.D.

Mom came back and I got ready to shower, I got in and it was super hot, but that's fine, I washed myself, then my hair, and just as it gets to the perfect temprature, mom comes in telling me that i have to get out,  now.

I. WAS. SO. CLOSE.

Mom and Zander left once I was out of the shower and dressed. Then i was home alone to get ready. I get ready, and I get a call from mom asking if I'm almost ready and I say "Yeah, yeah. Whatever." Then, i looked at the clock and almost drop the phone. "Yeah, kay. bye." then i run around the house like a mad(er) woman. I have ten minutes to be at my bus stop. Its about two minutes to walk there. I go upstairs and grab my giant english textbook that is over 1,500 pages and my back pack with two more textbooks in it and my sweater and some coffee to stay awake, because you read about my night :P, then i bolted out the door.
I made it to the bus stop with two minutes to spare, and i felt epic. Just sayin'.

I went on the bus and fell asleep, because I didn't get much.

Then, i got to school, and thats a completly different story :P heehee

End of Day 18 Morning
xoxo~Misty